He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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