Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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