yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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