I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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