You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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