Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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