Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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