So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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