We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
whose parrot is this?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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