he wants to bone in the snuggie
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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