I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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