I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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