I will die if light touches me.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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