You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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