I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
