the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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