love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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