he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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