can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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