Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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