I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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