I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
