And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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