I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This girl is more easily done than said...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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