Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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