Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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