so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
