Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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