shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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