Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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