I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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