Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I have fence marks all over my body
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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