Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Hippo gnu deer
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Randomize
