yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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