Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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