i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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