Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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