i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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