# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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