somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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