I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and she was petting her beer can
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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