i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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