This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
