you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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