are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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