wrigley field is MILF paradise
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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