One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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