I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
