I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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