I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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